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EXSPACETRASH.COM

YOUR EX WANTED SPACE.
GIVE THEM SOME.

Name a real piece of tracked space junk after your ex — we put their name on an official orbital disposal certificate you can send them.

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Example ExSpaceTrash orbital dedication certificate with a recipient name, quote and NORAD object ID

The actual certificate — high-resolution and watermark-free on download.

ALL ORBITS $7.99
DIGITAL + PRINTED $19.99

Digital download included with both. Printed copies are posted to your door.

Real NORAD-catalogued objects · no account needed · see who’s already been sent up →

Yes, it’s real — how does this work?

Every object here is a real piece of orbital debris from the public NORAD catalogue — spent rocket stages, dead satellites, collision fragments. Pick one, it gets your ex’s name on a certificate, and we log it in the public registry. It is a novelty keepsake: you are not buying legal title to anything and we never claim an object is officially renamed.

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Or tap any object in the debris field behind this panel.

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NORAD ID: --
CLASSIFICATION: --
ALTITUDE: --
--
STATUS: READY FOR ASSIGNMENT
FOREVER ASSOCIATED WITH: NONE
Official Space Trash Dedication Certificate
Awarded for Outstanding Performance in Being Someone Else’s Problem Now
UNKNOWN
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Mission Control Heartbreak Division · Exspacetrash.com · EST 2024
100% NOVELTY — no actual astronauts were harmed and no orbit was altered in the making of this certificate. Exspacetrash.com accepts no liability for emotional damage, hurt feelings, or grudges held past 2 AM. Not valid for legal separation, restraining orders, or custody of the dog. The debris is real. This paperwork is not.